6 February

Hold a deep breath, outstretching your arms to the Expansion's front as fast as the cosmological constant allows. Point your feet downward, not just to our molten core, but beyond to the Singularity. Regard these spiritual calisthenics highly, as they will make an Everest summit seem like a rest, enlightenment seem like a shadow, and a pilgrimage seem like the walk in the park that turned out to be a negotiation through life's ghetto that we'll posthumously praise as exactly the balance we originally called for.